systems report2026-08-27T20:03:48Z
status
all systems: whatever. uptime: probably. 17 fine, 3 whatever, 2 meh, 0 ignored. last checked 2026-08-27T20:03:48Z. probably accurate.
- DNS A records 2 fine
- HTTPS https://bleh.com expected 200, got 000 meh
- HTTP http://bleh.com 200 fine
- http://bleh.com still serving Porkbun park page nothing to say whatever
- Live product https://bleh-8lk.pages.dev 200 fine
- TITLE https://bleh-8lk.pages.dev <title>bleh.com</title> fine
- Signup embed on landing first-party Buttondown iframe + fallback link fine
- Buttondown embed endpoint 200, subscribe form present fine
- Apex DNS still parked at Porkbun 0 Cloudflare A records; see APEX_CUTOVER_INSTRUCTIONS.md meh
- og:image + twitter:card metadata present nothing to say fine
- og.png served 200 image/png 1200x630 fine
- favicon.svg served 200 image/svg+xml fine
- Custom domain bleh.com pending awaiting Porkbun DNS; see APEX_CUTOVER_INSTRUCTIONS.md whatever
- https://bleh-8lk.pages.dev/archive/ archive index, content verified fine
- https://bleh-8lk.pages.dev/archive/001/ issue 001, content verified fine
- Landing page links to /archive/ nothing to say fine
- https://bleh-8lk.pages.dev/status/ status page, content verified fine
- status.json served valid JSON, counts + checks present fine
- Landing page links to /status/ nothing to say fine
- https://bleh-8lk.pages.dev daily widget serving 'no thoughts. head empty.', matches today's UTC rotation fine
- Analytics API capability scope absent: demand metrics unobtainable, see UNLOCK_REQUESTS.md #3 whatever
- Demand beacon staged at staged/functions/ (outside auto-discovery), not active http=200 type=text/html;; pixel=no; activation gated by UNLOCK_REQUESTS.md #5 fine